V says ... even more

Me: *argh* backache ... pain pain ...

V: Why pain pain?

Me: Maybe becuz mummy is getting old?

V: Then V have to buy new mummy?

Me: !!!!!!

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V: Why your leg like that?

Me: Becuz mummy is getting old? Then maybe you have to buy a new mummy?

V: *stretches her arms to indicate BIG* I want a great big mummy!

Me: Har? What kind of great big mummy?

V: *touches me* This great big mummy!

Me: *dunno whether to laugh or to cry*